What else could I be talking about, the political event of the year, the opening of David Ramadan’s district office happened today. And somehow I forgot about it after receiving three email alerts about it, even though I am nowhere near his district.
First, I wanted to see how many of the recipients of his political money showed up. I bet they all did, because Ramadan has people working for him who keep track of who owes who what. I bet there’s a spreadsheet somewhere keeping track of how much they do in return.
Secondly, I wanted to ask him how he was doing in getting Too Conservative shut down. I was promised a few months ago by one of the most important political operatives in the county (just ask him, he’ll tell you) that people at the top levels of state government, spearheaded by David Ramadan, were going to get TC pulled from the internet. Somehow we’re still here.
Thirdly, I wanted to see if Howard Heavin was there and if he is as rotund as fellow Curves man Ramadan himself.
And finally, I wanted to see if he was displaying the Ikrhras Shoe of the Month Award he received.
Unfortunately I didn’t make it. If anyone was there please fill in the blanks for me.