By Loudoun Insider

I just had to scan and clip out this ridiculous photo of the Loudoun County anti-homosexual dream team, Dick Black and Eugene Delgaudio, from a recent Dick Black mail piece.  You just gotta love the jaunty angle Dick’s hat is set at, but I am quite worried about the deathly pallor of his skin.  Eugene of course sports his usual demented grin and an orange hat, along with a spiffy orange hanky in the suit pocket that is new to me.  Seriously, folks, this is what represents Loudoun County to the outside world.  Come up with your best caption for this one in comments.  Anyone going trick or treating in these costumes tonight???


  • Loudoun Insider says:

    The first caption that came to my mind was – “Dick and Eugene Team Up To Shovel Shit For OpenBand” now that they have both been added to the MC Dean campaign cash gravy train again. The dirt in those shovels is rather clumpy and absolutely looks more like poo than soil.

  • I would say “Burying Loudoun Democrats” but the Weintraubs would begin hysterically wailing that’s a death threat.

  • “How about a nice big serving of Hategroup Helper?”

  • Defrauded Resident says:

    I like yours LI but I was more inclined to think (in your best Bevis and Butthead voices): DelGaudio – “Heh heh, heh heh, do you think they know this is not dirt we are shoveling” Black – “Ah shut up fartknocker”

  • Eric the 1/2 troll says:

    To Dick: Remember our first mandate? Yours, Eugene.

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Allow me to chime in for the Black Brigaders:

    Colonel Black and the Honorable Eugene Delgaudio – Building Roads, Creating Jobs, Building Whenever and Wherever Possible, and Making Sure Loudoun County Knows All About The Dangers of Homosexuals.

  • Loudoun Haunted House says:

    There is nothing funny or “happy” about that picture. Even if it wasn’t halloween, those two are just scary!

  • ACTivist says:

    LI, I know how much you dislike these two but why is everything prefaced with “anti-homosexual”? Let them have their beliefs and if it offends you because you are gay or just pandering to the Weintraubs’ then great but that would mean you should post on Equality Loudoun. I thought that Too Conservative was a Republican/Conservative blogsite? Aren’t ALL Republicans accused of being anti-homosexual? Your prejudice is showing and I would have thought that you would have been fair and just about these things and stuck to the “political issues” of which the candidates have control of. I continue to watch you move farther away from a “realistic standpoint/viewpoint” into the realm of “personal vendetta”. You use to be better than that.

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Here we go again with the “LI is gay” theme that has cropped up recently. I am not gay, and have never had any kind of gay experience. Ever. I am not a proponent of same sex marriage or the mainstreaming of homosexual culture. The Weintraubs have called me a bigot on numerous occasions. I have no need to pander to them whatsoever.

    But Dick Black and Eugene Delgaudio are bizarrely obsessed with homosexuality. It’s creepy and it defines them. Delgaudio makes his living bashing homosexuals, and Dick Black just gave an interview this year worrying about homosexuals attacking soldiers while they sleep.

    It isn’t a personal vendetta, I simply think these two are huge embarrassments to be representing one of the most educated and rich counties in the nation this close to our nation;’s capital.

  • edmundburkenator says:


    Dick Black and Eugene Delgaudio dig a cable line for OpenBand. Both said that they are on board for moving heaven and earth for their large political donor and, as Delgaudio said, “this is the earth part of the deal.”

  • JRyan says:

    “Twosday’s Winners”

  • BlackOut says:

    ACTivist, that is an absurd comment.

    You just don’t get it do you? This IS a big issue for both Black and Delgaudio. They spend a lot of energy fighting against the rights of homosexuals. Heck it’s Delgaudio’s DAY JOB. They quiver when they hear about this stuff during elections because they know it’s a losing issue. Hence, the “new image” campaign for Black. It has suckered some people but it won’t sucker everyone. For you to call LI prejudice and that “…he should stick to the “political issues” THAT CANDIDATES HAVE CONTROL OF”, is scary to me. Are you actually recommending we genuflect to everything politicians say? Oh wait, I mean genuflect only to politicians that you support? Maybe next time you should ask Obama about his birth certificate.

    To say this is a personal vendetta?? An absolutely shocking comment there ACT.

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Just posted this link in the thread above, but it’s just as applicable here in response to ACT:


    I don’t care how you feel about homosexuals, that imagery is going way too far, just as the hole in Obama’s forehead is.

  • Loudoun Moron says:

    “If only Speakman and his handcuffs were here we’d be having a gay old time!”

  • Cato the Elder says:

    Come out of that closet LI!

  • Dick and Eugene dig deeper, looking for Tom Bellanca’s poll numbers.

  • Hillsboro says:

    Officials Attend Groundbreaking for BlackOra

    [Sterling, VA] In response to the woefully pathetic campaigns from Shawn Mitchell and Al Nevarez, officials decided to get an early start on construction of the mixed-up use project BlackOra, on the site of the failed Kincora.

    BlackOra’s crown jewel will be the BlackOut2015 complex. With a data center dwarfing the nearby CIA Dulles Discovery complex, dedicated employees will work to further the goals of their visionary leader, BlackOut. Amenities will include a baseball stadium complex featuring the nation’s first transgender team, the Loudoun Its. Additionally, a solitary Loon will replace Kincora’s signature Herons.

    Dick Black and Eugene Delgaudio were on hand for the groundbreaking ceremonies. Black stated that he was proud of his role in turning one man’s unhealthy obsession with him into an economic bonanza – bringing thousands of jobs to Loudoun County. Delgaudio stated that he was proud he was able to help broker an exclusive easement for OpenBand to service the complex through 2111.

    BlackOut Enterprises will construct the project entirely using day laborers. Stevens Miller refused to attend the ceremonies due to the lack of a Project Labor Agreement.

  • BlackOut says:

    Outstanding Hillsboro! That’s the way to play the game.

  • Wolverine says:

    Eugene and Dick dig deeper, looking to find any background information at all on Al Nevarez., the LCDC “Stealth Candidate.”

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Hilarious, Hillsboro!

  • Linda B says:

    “Dick Black and Eugene Delgaudio are bizarrely obsessed with homosexuality. It’s creepy and it defines them. ”

    LI and BO are bizarrely obsessed with Dick Black. It’s creepy and it defines them.

  • Linda, you sound like you should be on a playground.

    I wish to revise my submission: “How about a nice, big serving of hate crime helper?”

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