Is Delgaudio In Tampa Protecting The Righteous From Gay Pirates???
Is Eugene down there, or is he missing out on the Tampa gay pirate action???
If you may recall, our great Christian warrior Eugene Delgaudio made news at here at TC, on other blogs, and in the Washington Post last year when railing against the evil gay pirates of Tampa’s Gasparilla Pirate Festival. Interestingly enough, the original Inquisition News web page reporting this has vanished for some reason (RNC operatives at work???). But we still have great quotes from Eugene’s urgent message, including:
“The event is a full two weeks of seemingly family oriented events, with parades and treasure hunts around the city. But in recent years Radical Homosexuals have been intent on turning it into a two week alcohol fueled display of public debauchery. Organizers started by purposefully making the parade route zig-zag so no one could call it a “straight parade.” Word is that Radical Homosexuals have infiltrated as event organizers to promote homosexual events that are designed to prey upon unsuspecting college students by enticing them to join their “krewes” and help build parade floats in exchange for free alcohol. When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually. There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act being performed by open homosexuals – some even in broad daylight during the event.”
Shiver me timbers, indeed!!! So, pray tell, what are the chances that the year after noted anti-gay warrior Eugene Delgaudio rails against the Tampa pirate fest, the Republican National Committee decides to have its convention in Tampa??? Did the thought of gay pirates titillate them so???
UPDATE: Found this absolutely hilarious account of Delgaudio’s depiction of Gasparilla, with this absolutely hilarious photo, with the caption “Mr. Delgaudio practices pirate skills”!!!