Is Delgaudio In Tampa Protecting The Righteous From Gay Pirates???

By Loudoun Insider

Is Eugene down there, or is he missing out on the Tampa gay pirate action???

If you may recall, our great Christian warrior Eugene Delgaudio made news at here at TC, on other blogs, and in the Washington Post last year when railing against the evil gay pirates of Tampa’s Gasparilla Pirate Festival.  Interestingly enough, the original Inquisition News web page reporting this has vanished for some reason (RNC operatives at work???).  But we still have great quotes from Eugene’s urgent message, including:

“The event is a full two weeks of seemingly family oriented events, with parades and treasure hunts around the city. But in recent years Radical Homosexuals have been intent on turning it into a two week alcohol fueled display of public debauchery. Organizers started by purposefully making the parade route zig-zag so no one could call it a “straight parade.” Word is that Radical Homosexuals have infiltrated as event organizers to promote homosexual events that are designed to prey upon unsuspecting college students by enticing them to join their “krewes” and help build parade floats in exchange for free alcohol. When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually. There are even countless stories of any number of immoral sex act being performed by open homosexuals – some even in broad daylight during the event.”

Shiver me timbers, indeed!!!  So, pray tell, what are the chances that the year after noted anti-gay warrior Eugene Delgaudio rails against the Tampa pirate fest, the Republican National Committee decides to have its convention in Tampa???  Did the thought of gay pirates titillate them so???

UPDATE:  Found this absolutely hilarious account of Delgaudio’s depiction of Gasparilla, with this absolutely hilarious photo, with the caption “Mr. Delgaudio practices pirate skills”!!!


Comments

  • Baron Rosedown says:

    I’d bet Delgaudio isn’t even a delegate for the national convention. Of course this is assuming that there are still sane people within the RPVA/LCRC, who would want to distance themselves from him.

  • David says:

    The comments on Joe My God – from people who have actually been to Tampa – are also hilarious.

  • ComeOutOfTheCloset says:

    You gotta wonder how many gay pirates are riding out the storm in closeted Republicans hotel rooms.

  • Dan says:

    “When the young men are sufficiently intoxicated, homosexuals dressed as pirates whisk them away to God knows where to take advantage of them sexually.”

    I suspect this is the secret fantasy of Delgaudio and others like him who are so oddly obsessed with homosexuals. I used to think he just cynically appealed to hatred of homosexuals to line his pockets and win the votes of bigots. But his over the top and bizarrely expressed ongoing obsession would seem to indicate something else at play.

    I don’t think anyone will be too terribly shocked if we read one day that Eugene has been caught in flagrante delicto with another man. Regular straight guys just don’t spend that much time thinking about (much less obsessing over as Eugene does) homosexuals.

  • TCJohnson says:

    Proof that there are gay pirates:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA

  • Jay Hughes says:

    Hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys!!!!! Set a course for adventure!!!! Set a course for……LOVE!!!!! The looooooove boat…soon will be making another run….the loooooooove boat…promises something for everyone!!!!! LOL Sorry guys….it’s tough to resist when it comes to Eugene.

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    I don’t think there’s anything “exciting and new” with Delgaudio!

  • edmundburkenator says:

    “Regular straight guys just don’t spend that much time thinking about (much less obsessing over as Eugene does) homosexuals.”

    Nailed it.

  • BTownite says:

    What The F$&k???!!!???

    This is news? The race to the bottom of the Loudoun blogosphere continues :-)

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Smart ass. Yes this is blog worthy, and surely more interesting than the frigging Hounds showing old movies or “about seven” Republican women having lunch with a candidate’s wife.

  • Elder Berry says:

    The juxtaposition of those two photos kind of makes it look as though Eugene is coveting Johnny Depp’s earrings.

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    True – I was going for the eye to eye but the photos don’t quite match up! I think everyone gets the innuendo, especially since Jack Sparrow had a starring role in Eugene’s fantastical screed about Gasparilla.

  • NotJohnSMosby says:

    When he was a child, I’m sure Lil’ Gene played dressed up like pirates with all of the other alter boys. Of course, that would have been butt pirates, but the priest told them it was ok.

  • NotJohnSMosby says:

    Sorry, “altar” boys. Not alter boys, since, you know, they were all perfectly normal. Except for the anal prolapses they all ended up with.

  • Hillsboro says:

    We can always, count on NJSM to keep things classy.

  • NotJohnSMosby says:

    Glad you approve, fucko.

  • Ben Dover says:

    In the spirit of the thread, didn’t you mean, “Bucko?”

  • Loudoun Insider says:

    Geez, lads, settle down a bit!

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